weekly twitter updates for 2010-03-04

  • "i need a jew fro wrangler." #
  • hot tub time again! ring me if u wanna join.. #
  • that's what we in the industry call a "fail." #
  • dutch pancake dinner day!! come and get em! #
  • going to pittsburgh then north carolina for spring break. so excited :-D #
  • the best way to enjoy wine is with more wine. #
  • liquor and hot tub anyone? #
  • i can't wait to move in with my carolyn. a fresh start is something not a lot of people get in life and i will love mine. #
  • grad school is just kindergarten all over again: http://www.phdcomics.com/comics.php?f=1286 #
  • mmmm…. juiciest salmon filet ever… #
  • i think margaret cho is like the most asiantastic woman ever. and she's like barely asian… #
  • i wish i was in dixie! hooray hooray! #
  • i just saw someone dealing out of the back of their car. who does that anymore? i thought everything just got fedexed now… #
  • just had an incredible workout so i'm in incredible pain… #
  • i'm sweating like a whore in church… #
  • dear girl in the second row: i can hear your headphones perfectly well 20 feet away. i hope you go deaf for listening to that crap. #
  • why is there so much pain in the world mommy? why? … off to another exam… #

weekly twitter updates for 2010-02-25

  • yay! i'm being interviewed! today is definitely a good day :-D #
  • http://www.icantbelieveitsnotbutter.com/turnthetubaround/#/videos/fullvideo/ Megan Mullally rocks my face off!!!!! #
  • hitting the hot tub.. ring me if u wanna join. #
  • "time to nut up or shut up!" #
  • it's amazing what you can make out of leftovers… #
  • i wanna do something fun today. anybody have any cool ideas? #
  • why doesn't anyone carry my printer ink!!? #
  • i'm making maple hickory bacon. my whole apartment will smell like this for a week. be jealous. #
  • just had two exciting meetings. now off to grocery shopping then hot tub… #
  • word of the day: troglodyte. #
  • i'm bleeding because i fell. stupid black ice…. #
  • i'm starting a fundraiser to put out a hit on glenn beck that delusional psychopath. send donations to jacopo.tarantino@gmail.com via paypal #
  • that last post wasn't a joke, by the way. glenn beck really needs to die. please support the cause. #
  • it's cleaning day. why is my apartment so filthy? who made it this way? #
  • i used to think that my sneeze was kinda girly. now i'm just pretty sure there's no manly way to sneeze… #
  • hot tub time! ring me… #
  • yay! dad's coming to visit me :-D #
  • i love my dad :-D #
  • for a twist on your boring every-morning coffee, add a pinch of cinnamon. #
  • #imjustsayin you're kindof a fat whore. #
  • omfg chelsea handler please hire me! i make bad decisions like that all the time :-D #
  • this is so stupid: http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2010/feb/21/photographer-films-anti-terror-arrest #

weekly twitter updates for 2010-02-18

  • please hire me. #
  • going to the dirty show! #
  • OMFG!!!! MIDGET MOTHEFUCKING STRIPPER!!!! FUNNIEST EXPOSITION EVER!!!!!!!!!!! #
  • i had a wild night last night. the dirty show was one of the craziest things i've ever seen. #
  • "experience is what you get when you don't get what you wanted." #
  • i think i'm actually caught in a bad romance… #
  • i hate valentines day. that's no excuse not to have a good one though :-) #
  • in honor of the holiday celebrating love, here's a couple new #NOH8 pictures: http://www.jacopotarantino.com/blog/2010/02/01/no-h8/ #
  • even more NOH8 photos. thanks for participating guys! http://www.jacopotarantino.com/blog/2010/02/01/no-h8/ #
  • heading to new york on thursday. do i know anyone who lives there now? #
  • correction: heading to new york tuesday. do you live there and want to get lunch or something? #
  • boobies are so distracting…. #
  • heading to new york in a while.. hit me up if you're in the area and want to get lunch or something. #
  • apparently no longer going to new york. boo. oh well, at least i have blueberries here… #
  • there should really be a special test and a permit to be allowed to drive in bad weather. some people are just a danger to everyone. #
  • and on that note, i'm going to eat a roast beef sandwich. #
  • "i hate people but i like you." #
  • i just found out that orange juice, coconut rum and sprite is amazing. i wish i had grenadine to make this a deluxe drink… #
  • chelsea handler is my idol. i want to spend all my time with her gorgeous crazy ass and take in her radiant awesomeness. #
  • potassium is a cat. it just can't make up it's damn mind. #

NO H8…

so i decided to start a gallery of photos in the style of the anti-proposition 8 campaign. i hope you like them. please support the campaign: NO H8 Campaign.

job portfolio…

i threw together some stuff i’ve taken this year to show off in hopes of getting a job at a studio. tell me what you think and wish me luck!

gossip girl…

i was going through some pictures trying to throw together a half-decent portfolio and i came across one that suddenly struck me as funny. 10 minutes of photoshop later, i came up with this:

if you like it, the larger file is available for download at http://www.jacopotarantino.com/gossipGirl02.jpg

the hotness…

well, it’s really been a while since i’ve posted anything. anyway, here are some pictures that my old roommate and i took while we were celebrating our fake monthiversary. enjoy:

shooting the other band…

a bit ago i took pictures of this band that was playing at a local bar. it was practically painful since there was almost no available light on the band. there was a little bit leaking out from the bar and one purple spotlight on the singer. i have no idea how i exposed anything at all. anyway, the band was called Wine Me Up and here’s a few good ones:

the national aviary…

here’s a few photos i took while visiting the national aviary. it was actually rather unimpressive for being the national one but whatever. there was still some cool stuff and some really awesome penguins. and just for a sense of scale: the crazy dodo-looking bird is actually about three feet tall. it’s the goofiest thing i’ve ever seen in my life and it’s call sounds like kathy griffin laughing. enjoy:

pittsburgh zoo…

here’s a few pictures that i took while i was visiting a friend in pittsburgh: